MrWonderful
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 Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:45 am Post subject: Missing Helicopter |
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When you are done watching the video of me and the two blondees, no
matter how many times you have to watch it to satisfy yourself, please
read the article below from the Tennesseean about the missing
helicopter.
The security at these small airports amounts only to an old guy in the
office, prob'ly in the bathroom 30% of the time;
and it wouldn't be hard for a trained pilot to steal a helicopter,
unsupervised, expecially if he is known to have flown a helicopter,
and prob'ly known to the old guy in the office.
The search will begin anew manana, special attention paid to the
Cumberland River, near Gallatin, which is near the small departure
strip in Lebanon where the old guy is half drunk most of the time.
It seems certain to me, MrWonderful, that the outcome will discover
the lifeless body of Amy's former guitar player who fits the above
description~!
Despondent from a series of setbacks in life, with no prospects,
facing a lifetime of unemployment and alcoholism, rejected by the only
person who could ever have put up with him for as long as She did -
Olwhatsisname, stole the chopper and flew it to his death by crashing
into a river since he is too much of a wimp to crash into anything
hard, and is too wimpy to cut his wrists in a bathtub to make the
cleanup pretty easy, and too much of a scaredy-cat to jump from a tall
building like he should have, or at least put a bullet thru his brain
- but alas no, he wanted a big splash into soft water while ruining
someone's helicopter and costing the citizens of Nashville huge sums
of money for searchers and divers and airial expanded search grids to
try to find his dogass, MrSelfish~! .... thereby denying these assets
to truly needy persons in peril because he is such a wimpy coward ....
and also denying me the pleasure of smacking him down for being such a
wimpy preachy fakey churchy boy who never took life to task in any
responsible way. He never found himself, and now he causes search
teams to have to find him~!
Now totally broke and friendless from his self-absorbed selfishness,
he makes this dramatic show of departure, as if anyone cared~! Totally
self-absorbed and wasteful~!
Services should be Sunday, during the 8-0 Titan game so fewer can come
to tell their stories of how much he 'noyed everyone~!
Perhaps they can do one of those card things in one section of the
stadium to spell out, "Good, Gary Gone~!" He wanted the publicity
anyway.
http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081103/MICRO060101/81103087
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