Dave in Lake Villa
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 Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:52 pm Post subject: My first guitar |
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My first guitar
I recently bought my first guitar. A new music shop opened up in Lake
Villa. They seem to cater to the rap/hip-hop scene, but I thought I
could find a good acoustic guitar there. The owners name is Drumondo,
a tall african american man with a bald head and a tear drop tattooed
on his cheek.
He informed me that he had a nice Gibson acoustic he just got in on a
trade in the back if I would like to look. I said sure and followed
him to the back. I entered the room and found it empty except for
several posters on the walls praising Louis Farrakan and Fidel Castro.
I heard a noise and turned to find Drumondo locking the door.
He had an animal like look in his eyes and says " I wants you white
boy" He grabbed me, handcuffed me and sat me in a chair.As he pulled
down my tightie whities he grunted these primordial sounds and started
drooling. He unzipped his fly and pulled out the biggest dick I've
ever see. This nigger was hung, 12 inches if it was an inch! I watched
in horror as he stroked it and greased it with vaseline. He looked at
me and told me to call him nigger.
Then he shoved a greased finger up my ass. I screamed in pain as he
grunted and pumped my asshole until he blew a massive nut. After he
finished, he wiped his dick with a towl and kissed my asshole. He told
me I could have the acoustic free of charge but I seem to have lost my
desire to play .. |
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